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“*calls 911* hello 911 theres a handsome guy in my house oh wait a second its...”
– Johnny Bravo (via satansgrandad)
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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
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DO IT.
1: What color(s) are you socks?
2: What book are you currently reading?
3: What’s the weather like right now?
4: What is your middle name?
5: Were you named after anyone?
6: Show a sample of your handwriting!
7: Do you play any instruments?
8: What is your religion?
9: What was the last comic book you read?
10: Do you believe in love at first sight?
11: Sate 5 facts about yourself.
12: State 5 facts about your bestfriend.
13: State 5 facts about your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend.
14: State 5 facts about your appearance.
15: State 5 facts about your hometown.
16: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
17: Would you ever consider adopting kids?
18: Would you ever get an abortion?
19: What’s a strange memory from your childhood?
20: Do you think cheaters (in relationships) deserve a second chance?
21: Do you find the last person you texted attractive?
22: Would you date the last person you texted?
23: How did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend?
24: Name all of your siblings.
25: Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?
26: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
27: What was the last cd you bought?
28: Do you own any vinyl records?
29: How many songs do you have on your ipod/music device?
30: Turn on shuffle; what are the first 5 songs that come up?
31: Do you have/want any tattoos?
32: How many piercings do you have?
33: Can you sing?
34: Do you consider yourself a good student?
35: What was the worst trouble you’ve ever gotten into?
36: What’s a favorite movie someone else introduced you to?
37: Do you know anyone your age who’s had a kid already?
38: What is your heritage?
39: Do you like where you live? Where would you move?
40: Do you like the sound of your voice?
41: How long is your hair?
42: What was the last thing you drew?
43: Are you the type to make lists?
44: What’s your morning routine like?
45: Were you involved in sports in school?
46: Who is/was your favorite teacher?
47: Did you ever have to wear braces?
48: What are things you do when you’re nervous?
49: Do you like going out to eat?
50: [Whatever you’d like to ask]
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Now I shall sing you the song of my people:
Whovians: But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000miles, to fall down at your door...
Potterheads: There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star, his parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightening scar.....
Sherlockians: ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive!
LOTR Fandom: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS ...
Supernatural Fans: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON! THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE, LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE.
Assassin's Creed Fans: I'm coming home, I'm coming home, tell the world I'm coming home.
Skyfall: WHEN THE SKYFAAAAAAALLLLS, WHEN IT CRUMMBEEEEELLSSS, WE'LL FACE IT AAAALLL TOOGEETTHHEEER, WHEN SKKYY FAAALLLSS
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can you break up with your friends
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buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
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